PLUS! A new segment from the mind of the Maltese Falcon. MALTEASERS is your ticket to movies that have slipped through the cracks. The Professor joins the Falcon for an in-depth discussion about Jonathan Glazer’s amazing 2004 film BIRTH.

ABOVE: Richard Crouse being attacked by a pen-wielding penguin hand puppet under his own control. We were going to make a joke about this photo but what would be the point?