PLUS: Train Wreck Man Child talks to The Maltese Falcon about some notable new releases in the wonderful world of home video. Find out why Train Wreck wants to let loose the hog. Hint: It has nothing to do with nudity and everything to do with Nicolas Cage.

ABOVE: Richard Crouse during his arrest by Death Star security after trying to steal a Stormtrooper helmet from the giftshop. His trial is pending.

No caption can do this photo justice.